YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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