I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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