In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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