I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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