Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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