16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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