idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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