i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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