He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
