would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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