That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
