Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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