How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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