i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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