THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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