Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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Where are you guys?
Drunk
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