Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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