Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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