I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I could have mohawked her pubes.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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