i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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