Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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