found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
it's like iHOP with fire
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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