plz talk dirty to me
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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