Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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