Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Never let your siblings swipe right.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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