I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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