She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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