Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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