He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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