So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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