whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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