Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
