My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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