Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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