she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
