the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Randomize
