its not stalking. its research.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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