That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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