R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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