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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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