So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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