Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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