She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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