giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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