Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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