If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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