apparently the secret to your success is patron
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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