She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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