if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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