They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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