My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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what are you doing with your life
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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