Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
please don't ironically join a cult
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