Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
my shit smells like andre
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Randomize