she looked like the before picture.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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