One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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