Ambien. No doubt about it.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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